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If you don't speak out now when it matters, when would it matter for you to speak out? Jim Hightower matterspeak Change image and share on social
The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. Jim Hightower conformitycouragecowardice Change image and share on social
It's hard for the donkeys to win the race if they're going to carry the elephants on their backs. Jim Hightower backcarrydonkey Change image and share on social
We continue to be exasperated by the view, apparently gaining momentum in certain circles, that armed robbery is okay as long as nobody gets hurt! The proper solution to armed robbery is a dead robber, on the scene. Jeff Cooper apparentlyarmcircle share on social
Shaft was a pop culture figure along t he lines of, I guess, Dirty Harry - except that he wasn't as much of a racist. So yeah, I was always a fan. Jeffrey Wright culturedirtyfan Change image and share on social
I Sellotape whole tins of sardines to my face at night, attach two squeezed lemon rinds to my armadillo-skinned elbows, and put cucumber on my eyes. By the time I'm finished, I look like a fruit salad with added fish. In the morning, the pillow is pretty much a write-off. Barry Humphries addarmadilloattach share on social