Jessica Williams

It's impossible to be perfect, and you won't do a good job if you're too focused on proving yourself to others.

Basketball would have been the natural sport to play, but it's a little too aggressive for me, so instead I dabbled in volleyball and some good old-fashioned Roller Derby.

I first fell in love with comedy when I'd visit my granny as a kid. Trips to her house meant staying up late drinking Coca-Cola and watching 'Saturday Night Live'.

Nothing so completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, than straightforward and simple integrity in another.

I went to Aspen right after school and got a freelance gig writing articles for the 'Aspen Times.' I was their nightlife correspondent. They paid me fifty bucks an article.

I was a bit challenged when I was younger to stay on the right path.