Jesse Ventura

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

You can't legislate against stupidity.

Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.

I studied international relations and economics at the University of Virginia. I paid my way by working as a bartender in the summer and at three part-time jobs during the year.

We define ourselves as intelligent. That's odd, because we're doing the definition - We're creating our own definition and saying, 'We are intelligent!'

The government has once again made the right socially acceptable.