Jesse Ventura

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

You can't legislate against stupidity.

Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.

It may surprise people to know that I advocate the reform of the United Nations, not its abolishment.

I don't see any possibility of Britain and the U.S. allowing a sovereign independent Iraq; that's almost inconceivable.

New Yorkers should know that no one in the Administration, at the Department of Defense, or at the Selective Service System is advocating the reinstatement of the mandatory draft in any form.