Jesse Ventura

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

You can't legislate against stupidity.

Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.

If evil is inevitable, how are the wicked accountable? Nay, why do we call men wicked at all? Evil is inevitable, but is also remediable.

Most reporters who come to me get their stories directly from press releases. Very few do what one would consider to be their professional duty.

The judge decided in this case that both the state and the defense would have the opportunity to respond to certain kinds of press. This is one such instance.