Jesse Ventura

Wrestling is ballet with violence.

You can't legislate against stupidity.

Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.

You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.

I just had an idea that went right over my head.

I didn't care at all about losing, but I just didn't want Emerson to feel bad, You know, I didn't win, but Felicity won, and when you come to the set next time, you can give her a big congratulations.