Top 24 Quotes by Jerome K. Jerome

One we discover how to appreciate the timeless values in our daily experiences, we can enjoy the best things in life.

It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.

But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.

If you are foolish enough to be contented, don't show it, but grumble with the rest.

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.

There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to do.

Conceit is the finest armour a man can wear.

The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.

It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.

It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so.