Jerome K. Jerome

It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so.

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.

A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

It took me realizing that a broken heart has never actually killed anyone to find the courage to ask for what I want, in just about every situation. That was part of my own growing up.

A man would do nothing if he waited until he could do it so well that no one could find fault.

Only the Liberal Democrats have probed the government's failings consistently, thoroughly and effectively.