Jerome K. Jerome

It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so.

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.

It is easy enough to say that poverty is no crime. No; if it were men wouldn't be ashamed of it. It is a blunder, though, and is punished as such. A poor man is despised the whole world over.

Only the Liberal Democrats have probed the government's failings consistently, thoroughly and effectively.

It took me realizing that a broken heart has never actually killed anyone to find the courage to ask for what I want, in just about every situation. That was part of my own growing up.

A man would do nothing if he waited until he could do it so well that no one could find fault.