Here's a bit of Discovery Channel for you - apples don't last forever. They can stay fresh for a long time, especially when refrigerated, but definitely not from December into the month of March. Jen Lancaster applebitechannel Change image and share on social
When you think about a drill sergeant, a drill sergeant expects you to perform your best, and if you don't, they're going to stay on you until you do. Jen Lancaster drillexpectperform Change image and share on social
Writing is something that I've always loved. That stems from my love of being a reader. Jen Lancaster havelovereader Change image and share on social
I'm a humor writer, so I don't always present myself in the best light. Jen Lancaster humorlightpresent Change image and share on social
I didn't want to turn into Martha Stewart. I wanted to turn into a more organized, more gracious me. And that truly has happened. Jen Lancaster gracioushappenmartha Change image and share on social
We all know exactly what we love, and woe is you if you're on the other side. Jen Lancaster lovesidewoe Change image and share on social
Plaid is always cute and always will be. But only on the bottom. At the top, it makes you look like a farmer. Jen Lancaster bottomcutefarmer Change image and share on social
In real life, I tend to yell at people a lot. Not because I'm bossy or mean, but because I'm frustrated. Jen Lancaster bossyfrustratelife Change image and share on social
No one wants to friend or follow covert info about Pakistan's nuclear policy. Jen Lancaster covertfollowfriend Change image and share on social
Asking me to choose between a traditional book and a Kindle is like asking me which of my dogs I love most. Jen Lancaster bookchoosedog Change image and share on social
