You know how it's almost impossible for kids to not say what they think? That's me. I have to make the conscious effort to be situationally appropriate. Jen Lancaster consciouseffortimpossible Change image and share on social
I've always been able to cook Italian food. That's in my blood because I'm half Sicilian. Jen Lancaster bloodcookfood Change image and share on social
I'm not thin, but I'm strong - plus my balance is such that I can navigate a flight of stairs with a basket of laundry and a stack of Pottery Barn catalogs, vaulting over cat-and-dog hurdles, never once spilling my coffee. Jen Lancaster balancebarnbasket share on social
Remember when Japan was cool? We used to run around with 'Mr. Roboto' on our Walkmans, 'The Karate Kid' in our Betamaxes and wore T-shirts embossed with the characters for 'storm sewer' and 'dishwasher.' Jen Lancaster betamaxescharactercool share on social
I realized I couldn't have one foot in the fiction world and one foot in the nonfiction world, which is why 'Here I Go Again' is so not me. I didn't graduate from high school in the '90s, I never listened to metal music, and I don't time travel. Jen Lancaster 90sfictionfoot share on social
I didn't understand the Kindle's true value until I finished an e-book on the beach. In sixty seconds - and without benefit of pants - I had brand-new reading material at my fingertips. Jen Lancaster beachbenefitbook Change image and share on social
Here's a bit of Discovery Channel for you - apples don't last forever. They can stay fresh for a long time, especially when refrigerated, but definitely not from December into the month of March. Jen Lancaster applebitechannel Change image and share on social
When it comes to matters of pro sports, politics or palate, disparate sides claim their party, team and cola to be superior. Jen Lancaster claimcoladisparate Change image and share on social
If I were to run for president, then people would debate the pros and cons of what's wrong with me in increasingly aggressive 140 character tweets and Facebook status updates, and, inevitably, everyone would end up fighting. Jen Lancaster aggressivecharacterconn share on social
When you think about a drill sergeant, a drill sergeant expects you to perform your best, and if you don't, they're going to stay on you until you do. Jen Lancaster drillexpectperform Change image and share on social