I can clean my own house. Now, maybe a couple of times a year we have a cleaning crew come in before we have a party, but otherwise, I'm able to maintain it myself. Jen Lancaster cleancouplecrow Change image and share on social
You know how it's almost impossible for kids to not say what they think? That's me. I have to make the conscious effort to be situationally appropriate. Jen Lancaster consciouseffortimpossible Change image and share on social
I've always been able to cook Italian food. That's in my blood because I'm half Sicilian. Jen Lancaster bloodcookfood Change image and share on social
I'm not thin, but I'm strong - plus my balance is such that I can navigate a flight of stairs with a basket of laundry and a stack of Pottery Barn catalogs, vaulting over cat-and-dog hurdles, never once spilling my coffee. Jen Lancaster balancebarnbasket share on social
The Tao of Jen was very much the Tao of hiding everything that didn't look good. The Tao of Jen is wearing a cocktail dress with underwear with holes in it. The Tao of Jen is all style and no substance. Jen Lancaster cocktaildressgood share on social
Remember when Japan was cool? We used to run around with 'Mr. Roboto' on our Walkmans, 'The Karate Kid' in our Betamaxes and wore T-shirts embossed with the characters for 'storm sewer' and 'dishwasher.' Jen Lancaster betamaxescharactercool share on social
I didn't understand the Kindle's true value until I finished an e-book on the beach. In sixty seconds - and without benefit of pants - I had brand-new reading material at my fingertips. Jen Lancaster beachbenefitbook Change image and share on social
When it comes to matters of pro sports, politics or palate, disparate sides claim their party, team and cola to be superior. Jen Lancaster claimcoladisparate Change image and share on social
Writing was something I always liked, but it wasn't a career until I was laid off from my executive position in my 30s. I started a website because I was bored, unemployed and angry. Jen Lancaster 30sangrybore Change image and share on social
If I were to run for president, then people would debate the pros and cons of what's wrong with me in increasingly aggressive 140 character tweets and Facebook status updates, and, inevitably, everyone would end up fighting. Jen Lancaster aggressivecharacterconn share on social
