Unless 'Wii Fit' stops acting like a mean girl, it's over between us forever. Jen Lancaster actfitforever Change image and share on social
I could manage my life so much better if an app could tell me exactly when my parcels will be delivered so I don't spend the day under virtual house arrest. Jen Lancaster apparrestday Change image and share on social
I didn't understand the Kindle's true value until I finished an e-book on the beach. In sixty seconds - and without benefit of pants - I had brand-new reading material at my fingertips. Jen Lancaster beachbenefitbook Change image and share on social
If forced to choose between a book and a Kindle, I'd opt for the comfort and ease of bound pages. I mean, I can't break a book if I drop it on a cement floor. Jen Lancaster bindbookbreak Change image and share on social
Our citizens never hesitate to take sides against one another, whether it's Democrats versus Republicans, Coke drinkers opposed to Pepsi enthusiasts or Yankee loyalists against Red Sox aficionados. Jen Lancaster aficionadocitizencoke Change image and share on social
If I were to run for president, then people would debate the pros and cons of what's wrong with me in increasingly aggressive 140 character tweets and Facebook status updates, and, inevitably, everyone would end up fighting. Jen Lancaster aggressivecharacterconn share on social
In real life, I tend to yell at people a lot. Not because I'm bossy or mean, but because I'm frustrated. Jen Lancaster bossyfrustratelife Change image and share on social
I didn't want to turn into Martha Stewart. I wanted to turn into a more organized, more gracious me. And that truly has happened. Jen Lancaster gracioushappenmartha Change image and share on social
I'm very detail oriented. I think that's why people enjoy my memoirs - because I tend to remember everything. Jen Lancaster detailenjoymemoir Change image and share on social
There's nothing fun about stuff like estate planning, getting mammograms, or talking to a guy about long term disability insurance, but do it anyway. Trust me, the stress of not having done the above is prematurely aging. Jen Lancaster agingdisabilityestate share on social
