The new disease was named chronic traumatic encephalopathy, and the NFL fervently and repeatedly denied that such a thing had anything to do with the league or its players. Jeanne Marie Laskas chronicdenydisease Change image and share on social
Women are more emotional than men, so they must attach emotion to their memories. Jeanne Marie Laskas attachemotionemotional Change image and share on social
Seagulls are a landfill nuisance because they fly away with food scraps and, as is their reputation, fight each other over them midflight, often losing them, and soon a lady has a half-eaten hamburger splashing into her backyard pool. Jeanne Marie Laskas backyardeatfight share on social
'The melancholy of all things done' is the way Buzz once described his complete mental breakdown after returning from the moon. Booze. A couple of divorces. A psych ward. Broke. At one point he was selling cars. Jeanne Marie Laskas boozebreakbreakdown share on social
People have known for thousands of years that oil was abundant on Alaska's North Slope, a vast tundra, flat and treeless, on and on and on, from the foothills of the Brooks Mountain Range to the Arctic Ocean, an endless, unchanging landscape bigger than Idaho. Jeanne Marie Laskas abundantalaskaarctic share on social
Bob Dole is not a romantic, at least not an immediate one. Bob Dole is not one to waste a lot of time on metaphor. Jeanne Marie Laskas bobdolelot Change image and share on social
A face isn't an organ, like a liver or a heart. A face is muscles, nerves, bones, and skin. A face is more like a hand or a foot. Jeanne Marie Laskas bonefacefoot Change image and share on social
The National Tracing Center is not allowed to have centralized computer data. Jeanne Marie Laskas allowcentercentralize Change image and share on social
Jim Udinski has been coaching in the league for the past fourteen years, and his Division II team, the Lenape Valley Indians from suburban Philadelphia, has already made history - twice. Jeanne Marie Laskas coachdivisionfourteen Change image and share on social
Bob Dole. He's like the neighbors' Labrador retriever your dad used to curse for all that barking, all that darn digging in your mom's tulip bed, and now look, you live next door to a godforsaken pack of teeth-baring rabid Pomeranians, and, good golly, Bob Dole! Jeanne Marie Laskas barebarkbed share on social
