I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes cry laugh mascara
I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust and buckle a bit. Jeanne Calment bitebuckleiron Change image and share on social
My idea for 'BoneMan's Daughters' came from the loss of my own daughter when she left home to live with a monster at age 18. I wanted to throttle the man, but she was in love, so all I could do was hope, pray and cry. Ted Dekker agebonemancry share on social
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller absurditybeardedhard Change image and share on social
When I was presenting 'Animal Hospital,' the grey started to creep into my beard and moustache. I used my wife's mascara to darken it. Rolf Harris animalbeardcreep Change image and share on social