Top 21 Quotes by Jean Kerr

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living.

The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old.

I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales', they don't necessary think of chairs.