The impact of T.V. on our lives in general gets most things out of proportion. Jasper Carrott generalimpactlive Change image and share on social
My driving habits are so ingrained that the driving examiner would fail me in the first mile. That's provided he hadn't died of a heart attack by then. Jasper Carrott attackdiedrive Change image and share on social
I have to confess here that I am a useless cook. Jasper Carrott confesscookuseless Change image and share on social
I just felt that 'Golden Balls' was the right thing to do. I didn't care if people thought I was a failure. Jasper Carrott ballcarefailure Change image and share on social
Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list. Jasper Carrott diabetichighinsulin Change image and share on social
I have been known to play a few rounds in my time. I'm not obsessive; I don't play in the dark, but even that's not out of the question because Stevie Wonder is also a golfer. Jasper Carrott darkgolferobsessive Change image and share on social
I was never the class clown, and I've no idea where the comedy came from. Jasper Carrott classclowncomedy Change image and share on social
I want to do things I enjoy, and show business comes fifth or sixth down the line. Jasper Carrott businessenjoyline Change image and share on social
I've always been sensible with my money. I can't say I'm a business genius. Jasper Carrott businessgeniushave Change image and share on social
When I hit the scene, there was Billy Connolly and Max Boyce. It was all mother-in-law and Irish jokes, and we broke the mould. Now there are thousands of comedians out there, and I don't think I can be above it all. Jasper Carrott billyboycebreak share on social