The impact of T.V. on our lives in general gets most things out of proportion. Jasper Carrott generalimpactlive Change image and share on social
I have that working class fear of having nothing. I've always got one eye on what's in the bank. Jasper Carrott bankclasseye Change image and share on social
I have to confess here that I am a useless cook. Jasper Carrott confesscookuseless Change image and share on social
I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for. Jasper Carrott absoluteamazebegin Change image and share on social
Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list. Jasper Carrott diabetichighinsulin Change image and share on social
I have been known to play a few rounds in my time. I'm not obsessive; I don't play in the dark, but even that's not out of the question because Stevie Wonder is also a golfer. Jasper Carrott darkgolferobsessive Change image and share on social
I was never the class clown, and I've no idea where the comedy came from. Jasper Carrott classclowncomedy Change image and share on social
I want to do things I enjoy, and show business comes fifth or sixth down the line. Jasper Carrott businessenjoyline Change image and share on social
I've played with some very famous bandits in my time on the celebrity golf circuit. Jasper Carrott banditcelebritycircuit Change image and share on social
I've always been sensible with my money. I can't say I'm a business genius. Jasper Carrott businessgeniushave Change image and share on social
