Jason Sudeikis

I've never been a shirt-off, pants-off kind of comedy guy.

People are getting cynical about the news. It doesn't seem like there's one place to watch where you get the straight dope. You watch the channel that proves your point.

Being polite and grateful will make people more inclined to help you. And if people are willing to help you, you may accidentally get something you want.

As a rule, there is no surer way to the dislike of men than to behave well where they have behaved badly.

Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle.