One thing that I think never goes out of style is just purity. Niceness and purity. And the Muppets have never lost that. Kermit especially is just wide-eyed wonder, unblinking. And he can't blink. Which I think probably helps. Jason Segel blinkeyehelp share on social
I don't like when I watch a fight in a movie that's perfectly worded and very articulate. If you were able to be that composed, you wouldn't be fighting! Fighting in real life is sloppy. Jason Segel articulatecomposefight Change image and share on social
I was making out with this woman, and my shirt was off, and she leaned over and, in a really cute, girly voice, went, 'Hey, fatty!' Jason Segel cutefattygirly Change image and share on social
I went on a Hot Pocket diet where I ate two Hot Pockets every four hours. I only had the pepperoni pizza flavour. I didn't go anywhere near the cheeseburger macaroni. Jason Segel cheeseburgerdieteat Change image and share on social
Fozzie Bear has so many bear puns in this script - like, 'Trac is grizzly!' 'This is unbearable!' It's the greatest. Jason Segel bearfozziegreat Change image and share on social
For some reason, I was born without a sense of embarrassment or shame. Jason Segel bearembarrassmentreason Change image and share on social
My belief in God is that God wants you. God wants you to believe in him, or it, whatever you would call it. Jason Segel beliefcallgod Change image and share on social
You guys own the Muppets, and you're just kind of sitting on 'em. I really love the Muppets, and I think I know how to bring the franchise back. Jason Segel backbringfranchise Change image and share on social
I sold my first script when I was 21 - this kids' adventure movie that never got made. I just bought that one back, actually. I'm pretty psyched about it. Jason Segel adventurebackbuy Change image and share on social
