I once stayed in a roach-infested hotel in Istanbul for a work trip. I had to share my room with a male model, and pointedly all we talked about was our other halves. Jasmine Guinness halvehotelinfest Change image and share on social
I hate my hair! When clean, it is fuzzy, and when not clean, it is lank. Jasmine Guinness cleanfuzzyhair Change image and share on social
I think children of divorced parents do grow up quicker. You just do. Jasmine Guinness childdivorcegrow Change image and share on social
I have my father to thank for my build and height, and my mother to thank for my lips and eyes. Jasmine Guinness buildeyefather Change image and share on social
People tend to assume that I come from a long line of castle-dwelling gentry and am made of money. Jasmine Guinness assumecastledwell Change image and share on social
I'm a total technophobe. What is wrong with paper and pen? I was delighted when I learnt the word 'Luddite,' as I thought it described me perfectly. Jasmine Guinness delightlearnluddite Change image and share on social
Drugs seem to turn people into paranoid bores. Why would anyone want to go there? Jasmine Guinness boredrugparanoid Change image and share on social
When I had my kids, I took a lot of homeopathic things, and I had them both with no painkillers. Jasmine Guinness homeopathickidlot Change image and share on social
It's appalling how much money raised at some charity events gets wasted on paying personnel and admin staff. Jasmine Guinness adminappallcharity Change image and share on social
Arnica is great. I got kicked in the stomach by a horse once, and some adult slapped arnica all over it, and I had no bruise at all to show for my pain. Jasmine Guinness adultarnicabruise Change image and share on social