Every woman I've had a relationship with has found this maddening; the fact that I will talk about anything on the stage, and reveal all this stuff, and yet when I'm at home, I clam up and won't discuss anything intimate or personal. Jarvis Cocker clamdiscussfact share on social
I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That was quite strange. I haven't tried the phone number. In times of stress I may. Jarvis Cocker daynumbpair Change image and share on social
The good thing about people really is their iffy-ness and dodginess, isn't it? Jarvis Cocker dodginessgoodiffy Change image and share on social
Well, once you've resigned yourself to the fact that you are the more mature pop performer and you're past the age you ever thought you would do it, you might as well do it as long as you can. As long as I can still lift a microphone, then I'll do it, you know. Jarvis Cocker agefacthave share on social
I'm sure Sting's a lovely guy. It's just that nobody wants to be seen as that holier-than-thou thing. That over-earnestness is a bit of a problem with people in bands and celebrities or whatever. Jarvis Cocker bandbitecelebrity Change image and share on social
Anyone who thinks they're sexy needs their head checked. Jarvis Cocker checkheadsexy Change image and share on social
I speak onstage to try to establish some method of communication. The songs are supposed to be a way of communicating. But speech and drinks and sometimes chocolates are also a way of communicating. Jarvis Cocker chocolatecommunicatecommunication Change image and share on social
It's good that I managed to hoodwink so many people. I am actually not that nice a person. Jarvis Cocker goodhoodwinkmanage Change image and share on social
But I've got ideas. I keep my little notebook, I've always got that with me. Hopefully there's more stuff than nonsense in there. Jarvis Cocker haveideanonsense Change image and share on social
