Janet Street-Porter

Stress is a designer ailment that many of the so-called afflicted suffer from with pride.

Blogs are for anoraks who couldn't get published any other way.

I've owned more sofas than I've had husbands. Both sag in the end, but I generally fall out of love with the furniture quicker than the men.

It's going to be a rule, I think, for wearing a crash hat, and I actually fractured my skull through not wearing a hat. I was so lucky to escape from that, and now, it's something I always do.

James Bond is quite serious about his drinks and clothing and cigarettes and food and all that sort of thing. There is nothing wry or amused about James Bond.

I would've done anything to work with Satyajit Ray.