Top 59 Quotes by Janeane Garofalo

I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind.

I don't really have a theatre background at all.

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.

To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn't be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It's so off-putting.

The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.

You can't have cinema by committee if you're trying to do it well.