I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness. Janeane Garofalo lonelinessuncleanliness Change image and share on social
I don't really have funny things to say about politics. I wish I did, but I don't. Janeane Garofalo funnypoliticthing Change image and share on social
I would prefer to be well-liked in any and all situations. Janeane Garofalo prefersituation Change image and share on social
I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal. Janeane Garofalo absolutelycelebrityideal Change image and share on social
Here's what the right-wing has in, there's no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are in the collective conscious and unconscious, the Republicans will have some votes. Janeane Garofalo apathycollectiveconscious share on social
I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. Janeane Garofalo chipcrackcut Change image and share on social
I mostly get takeout, I have to admit - I don't know if that's something to be ashamed of. I'm not much of a cook. Janeane Garofalo admitashamedcook Change image and share on social
The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. Janeane Garofalo chipcrackcut Change image and share on social
A lot of the hate mail I get is clearly misogynist. I am a proud liberal, feminist woman, and the hate mail I get about those three things is not about me. Janeane Garofalo feministhateliberal Change image and share on social
I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest. Janeane Garofalo attestclassclown Change image and share on social
