Top 59 Quotes by Janeane Garofalo

I don't understand why, in entertainment, the hours are as long as they are. It seems like everything takes forever, and no one can tell you why exactly.

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.

I do not enjoy when people don't like me.

I guess intractable right-wing ideologues are my mortal enemy.

I would say just in general, in life, I'm more willing to be animated as a person, and so obviously onstage as well.

Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'

I don't enjoy sparring with the audience. It devastates me.

I don't really have a theatre background at all.

You know, I've had Botox. The woman who does it is very good, obviously. Very conservative.