I wasn't planning on being a comedian; I just liked to laugh. Somebody said I should do it and that's how I started. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes comedian laugh plan
It's the millenium, motives are incidental. Jamie Kennedy incidentalmilleniummotive Change image and share on social
If you were the only suspect in a senseless bloodbath, would you be standing the the horror section? Jamie Kennedy bloodbathhorrorsection Change image and share on social
I'm really kind of a vampire at heart. Jamie Kennedy heartkindvampire Change image and share on social
It is only when you watch the dense mass of thousands of ants, crowded together around the Hill, blackening the ground, that you begin to see the whole beast, and now you observe it thinking, planning, calculating. It is an intelligence, a kind of live computer, with crawling bits for its wits. Lewis Thomas antbeastbegin share on social
I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates. T. J. Miller absurditybeardedhard Change image and share on social
A lot of people think I'm a comedian. Dolly Parton comedianlotpeople Change image and share on social