James Thurber

There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all.

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

My first career ambitions involved turning into a boy; I intended to be either a railway guard or a knight errant.

I'd date someone younger or older; age doesn't matter to me. Or looks, really - it's all about maturity.

The failure of the system to deal quickly was attributable to Nixon's lying, stonewalling and refusal to come clean. So it took 26 months for the final truth to be known.