It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life. Jackie Mason congressmanindustrylife Change image and share on social
I don't believe that anybody has come to a conclusion on why something is funny. It's funny because it's ridiculous and it's ridiculous for different reasons at different times. Jackie Mason conclusionfunnyreason Change image and share on social
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something. Jackie Mason buylifemoney Change image and share on social
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. Jackie Mason americacheateighty Change image and share on social