Jack Paar

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.

I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.

Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as the chief obstacle.

There's a whole bunch of unfinished stuff. Then I've got books of lyrics. I find it frustrating to finish a song and not be able to record it... so I don't write a million songs.

It's a wonderful feeling to be a bridge to the past and to unite generations. The sport of baseball does that, and I am just a part of it.

Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle.