Jack Klugman

A world without Tony Randall is a world that I cannot recognize.

Now I have the voice of a 16-year-old. I'm looking for a doctor who could give me the body of a 16-year-old.

We treat old people so badly. There is nothing easy about 80.

It took me realizing that a broken heart has never actually killed anyone to find the courage to ask for what I want, in just about every situation. That was part of my own growing up.

Well, I actually wrote her a letter a couple of days ago congratulating her. The tone I tried to convey in the letter is, look, you are a part of a great American historical process.

My first career ambitions involved turning into a boy; I intended to be either a railway guard or a knight errant.