As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid. Irvin S. Cobb hardpaysport Change image and share on social
A woman may have a witty tongue or a stinging pen but she will never laugh at her own individual shortcomings. Irvin S. Cobb individuallaughpen Change image and share on social
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that has been discontinued. Irvin S. Cobb advertisementbelateddiscontinue Change image and share on social
If writers were good businessmen, they'd have too much sense to be writers. Irvin S. Cobb businessmangoodsense Change image and share on social
Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms. Irvin S. Cobb agebeginemotion Change image and share on social
A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in. Irvin S. Cobb belateddefensedeliver Change image and share on social
A good storyteller is a person with a good memory and hopes other people haven't. Irvin S. Cobb goodhopememory Change image and share on social
Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. Irvin S. Cobb headhumorpant Change image and share on social
I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. Irvin S. Cobb havehopeillness Change image and share on social
