Iris Apfel

I hate being asked how I met my husband and very personal questions like that. I don't like that. People are too nosey. Intelligent questions I like, but sometimes people ask such silly, dopey ones.

I've always loved to help people, young people in particular.

I call myself a geriatric starlet.

Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle.

I am convinced that the reason so many fans leave Dodger Stadium after the seventh inning is that they become bored.

I worked for UFA as a set designer, you know.