All Quotes

If you watch the scroll at the very start of 'A New Hope,' you'll see plenty of references to the story we tell in 'Rogue One.' And I play a rebel General.
‐‐ Alistair Petrie

If you watch the show and the characters don't look at each other while they're talking, the actors probably aren't getting along.
‐‐ Victoria Pratt

If you watch wrestling, you now know the hip-hop culture is being represented with wrestling. For the longest time, the cultures have almost been parallel.
‐‐ John Cena

If you watch young children play, you will notice that they create games, characters, situations, whole worlds in which they immerse themselves with intense concentration.
‐‐ Daniel Greenberg

If you watched companies such as Sony and Samsung grow, they focused first on features and then on industrial design, which made their products look and feel better.
‐‐ Jefferson Han

If you watched 'Lost,' sometimes the episodes were crazy good, and sometimes you're like, 'That one was just sorta there.'
‐‐ Bobby Moynihan

If you wear a white polka dot on your legs, you're going to want to wear a black polka dot on top.
‐‐ Brad Goreski

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye.
‐‐ Andy Warhol

If you wear clothes that don't suit you, you're a fashion victim. You have to wear clothes that make you look better.
‐‐ Vivienne Westwood

If you wear short skirts you get your femininity back.
‐‐ Heather Mills

If you wear them outside, they stop being pyjamas. I wear mine to the mail box, which is right in front of my house - that's my limit. Anything else is wrong.
‐‐ Karin Slaughter

If you went for a job interview in a Glasgow law firm, they used to ask you what school you went to. And that was a way of finding out what religion you were.
‐‐ Denise Mina

If you went to Harvard Medical School, chances are you'll be a doctor at some place. There's a career trajectory. Acting, there's nothing. It's constantly trying to procure jobs - it's very disconcerting.
‐‐ Jesse Eisenberg

If you went to school in Nashville, you were aware of all those '60s rockabilly people.
‐‐ Kim Dickens

If you went to see me today, you might not like my music.
‐‐ Link Wray

If you went to your closet today, would you pull out the same outfit you wore 10 or 15 years ago? You wear feelings and faith differently as well.
‐‐ Amy Grant

If you were a Colombian, you would have your version of an empanada. If you are an Argentinean, you might find a dough that's baked and has a butter sheen on it. And then in Ecuador, you'll find more crispy-fried empanadas. So, yeah, every culture has their own version of empanadas.
‐‐ Jose Garces

If you were a kid actor, if you had any plans of being an actor as an adult, you were really barking up the wrong tree.
‐‐ Susan Olsen

If you were a kid in 1955, you would pick up a copy of 'Popular Science' and it would say, 'This is the kind of car you're going to be driving in five years or in 20 years you'll be able to take a jet plane from New York to London in four hours,' or something like that. We actually got used to the idea that the future's going to be different.
‐‐ David Gerrold

If you were a kid in the 1950s, and you got nightmares from a story in a horror comic book, you have Al Feldstein to blame. If you were a kid in the '60s or '70s, giggling at 'MAD''s prankster wit, you have Feldstein to thank.
‐‐ Richard Corliss

If you were a medieval scholar reading a book, you knew that there was a reasonable likelihood you'd never see that particular text again, and so a high premium was placed on remembering what you read. You couldn't just pull a book off the shelf to consult it for a quote or an idea.
‐‐ Joshua Foer

If you were a pretty boy pop singer, it would wreck you, growing older.
‐‐ Bob Geldof

If you were a public official, you had to be accountable, and you had to be reachable.
‐‐ James Jarrell Pickle

If you were a son of mine, I wouldn't want you to be an architect, because it's a tough way to be in the world.
‐‐ Peter Eisenman

If you were a successful upper-middle-class Negro girl in the 1950s and '60s, you were, in practice and imagination, a white Protestant upper middle-class girl. Young, good-looking white women were the most desirable creatures in the world. It was hard not to want to imitate them; it was highly toxic, too, as we would learn.
‐‐ Margo Jefferson

If you were an alien who came to our bookstores - or browsed our teen magazines - you'd think that only Earth girls who look like Mila Kunis ever got any action.
‐‐ Rainbow Rowell

If you were an optimistic teen, then you'll be an optimist at 80. People's reactions to bad events are highly stable over a half century or more.
‐‐ Martin Seligman

If you were approaching the TARP investments from a pure investment standpoint, then there's no doubt in my mind the taxpayer lost, and probably lost big.
‐‐ Jeb Hensarling

If you were black, you experienced prejudice. It wasn't a real horrible thing for us; we went through it. We noticed it mostly in the South and in Las Vegas, where we couldn't stay in the hotels where we entertained. But that began to change.
‐‐ Harold Nicholas

If you were born in Britain after World War II, you see a continuous atmosphere of decline, moral and economic and political.
‐‐ Stephen Bayley

If you were born really ugly like me, have no fear. There's steps you can take to be good-looking. Kind of.
‐‐ Jenna Marbles

If you were building a real-time game like one of Zynga's games, the WordPress model wouldn't work well for that.
‐‐ Matt Mullenweg

If you were ever a ballerina, you know the pain: just to be able to look like it's all so light, but when they take off their shoes, it's all bloody.
‐‐ Michelle Yeoh

If you were ever to interview me after a football game or at a football game or around me during football season is totally different than when you catch me away from football.
‐‐ Keyshawn Johnson

If you were falling in love and you could go back in time and relive a day and see the banal things you did that you'd forgotten about, you'd weep, looking at that day.
‐‐ Alexander Payne

If you were going to choose a way of making your way in this world and a place to start from, you might not choose poetry and you might not choose Huddersfield.
‐‐ Simon Armitage

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting?
‐‐ Stephen Levine

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
‐‐ Steven Wright

If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host.
‐‐ Gabriel Heatter

If you were in Spain or Brazil, most of the population there is interacting with WhatsApp multiple times a day.
‐‐ Jim Goetz

If you were in the film industry at that time, you were always picked up by directors who were much older. You were whisked about and shown things. I did work very hard though.
‐‐ Diane Cilento

If you were just intent on killing people you could do better with a bomb made of agricultural fertiliser.
‐‐ Ian Hacking

If you were just to look at Lockheed Martin, you'd see a lot of women in senior roles in our company and, not only that, our customers, so I don't consider it an old boys' club.
‐‐ Marillyn Hewson

If you were looking at where you would like your career to go, then you would have to cherry pick The Stones. People love coming to see them. They are it, they are the most definitive rock n roll band ever.
‐‐ Andy Taylor

If you were my agent and I was making $10 million a movie and made four movies a year, that means you have a salary of $4 million.
‐‐ Peter Stormare

If you were not a sinful, polluted, helpless, and miserable creature, this Savior would not be suited to you, and you would not be comprehended in his gracious invitations to the children of men.
‐‐ Archibald Alexander

If you were on the phone with me and Tommy right now, we would probably forget you were there, we'd just be cracking jokes. It's like Beavis and Butthead.
‐‐ Nikki Sixx

If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused.
‐‐ Barbara Steele

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
‐‐ Seymour Cray