All Quotes

If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay.
‐‐ Tom Hanks

If you're gay and you can't hold hands, or you're black and you can't catch a taxi, or you're a woman and you can't go into the park, you are aware there's a menace. That's costly on a psychic level. The world should be striving to make all its members secure.
‐‐ Tony Kushner

If you're gay or religious you're always hearing this word tolerance. It's a pathetic word. It's actually just a politically correct word for the term intolerance.
‐‐ Rupert Everett

If you're getting different prescriptions from different doctors, there has to be some sort of check and balance in there somewhere.
‐‐ Nikki Sixx

If you're getting ready to do a really emotional scene then, right before it, you're probably not going to be outside playing basketball.
‐‐ Emilie de Ravin

If you're giving love and not receiving it, you're not in the right relationship. If you're receiving it and not giving it than you are taking advantage of the other person.
‐‐ Patti Stanger

If you're giving me tickets to the football game, baseball game or hockey game, I'm taking the tickets to the hockey game. For me, it's by far the most fun sport to go and watch live and be part of. I just don't know why it doesn't translate as well on TV.
‐‐ Tom Glavine

If you're going down the street and you're going the wrong way, remember - God permits U-turns.
‐‐ Suze Orman

If you're going off a 90-foot jump, you can't say: 'Oh, I don't want to do this now.' You're going no matter what.
‐‐ Shaun White

If you're going on a plane journey, you're more likely to take one of my stories than 'Finnegan's Wake.'
‐‐ Maeve Binchy

If you're going out for a meal with friends, and they say they can't afford to go to such and such a place, you can't force them to afford it.
‐‐ Phyllis Logan

If you're going through friendship issues, I would say, first of all take a step back. How important is the friendship to you? Sometimes, if someone's not being a good friend to you and isn't treating you the way you should be treated, then you kind of have to move on sometimes.
‐‐ Victoria Justice

If you're going to act and do this for a living, you want to play something that the audience didn't expect.
‐‐ Albert Brooks

If you're going to America, bring your own food.
‐‐ Fran Lebowitz

If you're going to be a bum, be the biggest. If you're going to blow it, blow it big.
‐‐ Broderick Crawford

If you're going to be a father and whatnot, yeah, you better be responsible about it as best you can.
‐‐ Ben Mendelsohn

If you're going to be a good and faithful judge, you have to resign yourself to the fact that you're not always going to like the conclusions you reach. If you like them all the time, you're probably doing something wrong.
‐‐ Antonin Scalia

If you're going to be a model, what's going to get you the job on a go-see and makes you stand out, it might not be your lipstick or your portfolio or what you're wearing, it might come from your core being.
‐‐ Andre Leon Talley

If you're going to be a myth or want to be a myth, you'd better die young.
‐‐ Alma Guillermoprieto

If you're going to be a vegetarian, limit yourself to food from a place you can go to in two hours and just eat that.
‐‐ David Chang

If you're going to be a winner in life, you have to constantly go beyond your best.
‐‐ Robert Kiyosaki

If you're going to be a zombie in a movie, you go big or go home.
‐‐ Jessica Lucas

If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.
‐‐ Marie Osmond

If you're going to be alive and on this planet, you have to, like, suck the marrow out of every day and get the most out of it.
‐‐ Drew Barrymore

If you're going to be an entertainer, entertain thoroughly. If you're going to make a scary movie, scare people well.
‐‐ Andrew Bryniarski

If you're going to be an R already, you may as well be 'The Hangover,' and you may as well be as shocking as possible, because that's what delivers the most return.
‐‐ Jon Favreau

If you're going to be at a job environment, you should love it. You shouldn't do it just for money. You should do it because you love it. And the money comes naturally.
‐‐ Debbi Fields

If you're going to be born ugly and be an actor - the least they can do is let you play Lincoln.
‐‐ Sam Waterston

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.
‐‐ Hunter S. Thompson

If you're going to be honest with yourself, you have to admit that you go into show business wanting people to talk about you and wanting everyone to know who you are. But that also means there are going to be a whole bunch of people who don't like you. No matter who you are.
‐‐ Ellen DeGeneres

If you're going to be in the business of news and telling people the truth... you've got to be honest. You've got to have the same rules for yourself as you do for everyone else.
‐‐ Don Lemon

If you're going to be part of a nationally televised show that airs live and do sketches that haven't even been brainstormed a week earlier, you really can't be afraid to fail.
‐‐ Casey Wilson

If you're going to be related to someone it might as well be Dickens.
‐‐ Harry Lloyd

If you're going to be sexy in a photo, you'd better be thinking about sex rather than about being sexy.
‐‐ Peta Wilson

If you're going to be successful, you better have a goal, you better find really good people, better understand where all the money's coming from. And you better measure the living daylights out of it.
‐‐ Rick Scott

If you're going to be that kind of actor and go way out there, it's really important to take care of yourself and have a safe place, whatever that is.
‐‐ Annabella Sciorra

If you're going to be thinking, you may as well think big.
‐‐ Donald Trump

If you're going to be unreligious, it's likely going to be due to reflecting on it and finding some things that are hard to believe.
‐‐ Daniel Kahneman

If you're going to be with someone, you're with them, you're committed to them. I'm not sort of flitting around.
‐‐ Nicole Kidman

If you're going to be wrong, be dramatically wrong.
‐‐ Alan Hansen

If you're going to believe crazy things, people are going to laugh at you.
‐‐ Elise Andrew

If you're going to believe in a God, then you also have to equally believe that there's a flip side to this.
‐‐ Joe Mantegna

If you're going to believe in God, if you're going to take that leap of faith, as I do, then the God that seems the most comprehensible to me would be the God who set us spinning and said 'Good luck.'
‐‐ Roger Rosenblatt

If you're going to build a lean enterprise, you can test and measure how often the company ships iterations, how often it fails, how often it is putting things in front of people that don't work.
‐‐ Seth Godin

If you're going to build something, don't build on land someone else already owns. You want your own land, your own domain, your own sovereignty. Trouble is, so much of the choice land - the land where all the people are - is already owned by someone else: By Google, Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, Yahoo, and Apple (in apps, anyway).
‐‐ John Battelle

If you're going to buy a real book, a paper book, there better be a good reason. Perhaps scarcity is one of those reasons.
‐‐ Seth Godin

If you're going to buy a suit, don't buy one off the peg if you can afford not to. Go to a tailor, as I always do; find the style you like, and have it fitted to your shape.
‐‐ Tamer Hassan

If you're going to buy pasta, you should buy dry pasta. If you're going to make it you can make the real thing, but you shouldn't buy fresh pasta.
‐‐ Mario Batali

If you're going to choose to do something like the Paleo Diet, then you choose not to enjoy your nights out.
‐‐ Chrissy Teigen