If you have a bad day in baseball, and start thinking about it, you will have 10 more.
‐‐ Sammy Sosa
If you have a beautiful story, it has to have conflict. If you don't have conflict, it can't be a good story.
‐‐ Donald Miller
If you have a bereavement in your family, it's a terrible, terrible thing. But, you know, time passes. It's part of the cycle. It doesn't hurt so much.
‐‐ Bernard Sumner
If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.
‐‐ Dave Barry
If you have a block of ballistics gelatin and a high-speed camera, pretty soon somebody gets a gun!
‐‐ Nathan Myhrvold
If you have a book, you have a friend.
‐‐ Frank Delaney
If you have a brother or sister, tell them you love them every day - that's the most beautiful thing. I told my sister how much I loved her every day. That's the only reason I'm OK right now.
‐‐ Amaury Nolasco
If you have a burning ambition and desire, absolutely anything can be achieved.
‐‐ Jahangir Khan
If you have a business idea that's extremely easy to copy, that can often become something of a challenge or problem.
‐‐ Peter Thiel
If you have a business website, make it stickier; redo the merchandising often and try new things until you hit the right homepage... then try and beat that. The most important audience drivers on the Internet are paid search and key word optimization. Concentrate on those. They are very inexpensive compared to banner advertising.
‐‐ Lynda Resnick
If you have a busy natural foods store in your community, give their bulk cornmeal a try: high turnover means the product will most likely be fresh. And if the cornmeal is organic, all the better.
‐‐ Jeremy Jackson
If you have a camera in the courtroom, there's no filtering. What you see is what's there.
‐‐ Lance Ito
If you have a carbon cap and trade system, there'd be an agreed-to limit the amount of carbon we emit. That changes the economic picture for fossil technologies and for the renewable technologies. It makes the renewable technologies more attractive and the fossils less attractive.
‐‐ Vinod Khosla
If you have a certain wildness of spirit, a cabinet maker's workshop is not the place to express it.
‐‐ Daniel Day-Lewis
If you have a chance of working for a healthy company or a sick one, choose the sick one. The sickest ones need the best doctors and it's a lot easier to stand out in a company that needs help.
‐‐ Greg Brenneman
If you have a chance to accomplish something that will make things better for people coming behind you, and you don't do that, you are wasting your time on this earth.
‐‐ Roberto Clemente
If you have a child, I said, you have a responsibility at least to stay alive.
‐‐ Christiane Amanpour
If you have a child, you're improvising with rules all day long, and some of them are total lies.
‐‐ Sarah Jessica Parker
If you have a coach helping you, developing your skills alongside you, that's when you're on your way to becoming not just a participant but achieving.
‐‐ Lynn Davies
If you have a company that doesn't sell its goods or services abroad and focuses only on the domestic market, it will keep paying a price.
‐‐ Brunello Cucinelli
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
‐‐ Jeff Foxworthy
If you have a connection to someone, it doesn't matter what their exterior is.
‐‐ Agyness Deyn
If you have a craftsman's command of the language and basic writing techniques you'll be able to write - as long as you know what you want to say.
‐‐ Jeffery Deaver
If you have a crisis, whether on a ship or wherever, there are heroes who rise above it.
‐‐ Jerry Bruckheimer
If you have a debt issue or credit card issue, start dealing with it. If you have a tax issue, don't just say, 'I'm not going to file.' There are ways to deal with these things, but you must communicate with your creditors, whether it's a credit card company or tax department.
‐‐ Hill Harper
If you have a deep-seated need to be loved and admired every day, you shouldn't be in politics. You should go work at a pet store.
‐‐ Michael Nutter
If you have a difficult marriage, it's the hard times that make it better. If you have a relationship, it's the hard times that actually make it better, and that goes for life as well.
‐‐ Kerry Stokes
If you have a difficult message to deliver in any circumstance, it's always best to do it first up-front, and probably be a bit harder than you have to be because it's always easier to be nicer afterwards.
‐‐ Kerry Stokes
If you have a dog, and you're a person whose moods are constantly changing, there's a moment when you look at the dog, and you feel bad for them because they're attached to you, and so it's funny for the dog to vocalize those things in some ways.
‐‐ Eileen Myles
If you have a dog, I must have a dog. If you have a rifle, I must have a rifle. If you have a club, I must have a club. This is equality.
‐‐ Malcolm X
If you have a dream, don't let anybody take it away, and always believe that the impossible is possible.
‐‐ Selena
If you have a dream, give it a chance to happen.
‐‐ Richard M. DeVos
If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.
‐‐ Joel McHale
If you have a dream, you can spend a lifetime studying, planning, and getting ready for it. What you should be doing is getting started.
‐‐ Drew Houston
If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions.
‐‐ Stephen Covey
If you have a fantastic idea you're really passionate about and are making $100,000 in your job, if you can set aside some of that to invest in servers or contractors or other folks, that's actually the best way to start a business in my opinion.
‐‐ Matt Mullenweg
If you have a fear of flying, don't. The data are very clear: If you have to travel someplace, the safest way is by airplane.
‐‐ Peter Diamandis
If you have a federal government that's not enforcing the law and does not preserve the integrity of its own borders, then naturally, states are going to take matters into their own hands.
‐‐ Pat Toomey
If you have a film that's talking about God, you would think that it would appeal to people that consider themselves religious, whatever denomination they're attached to.
‐‐ John Curran
If you have a flop movie, so what? And if you have a hit movie, it's 'so what,' too - it's on to the next movie.
‐‐ Eddie Murphy
If you have a friend or a family member who's bipolar, or has panic attack disorder, or is depressed, read up on it a little bit so you can get to know where they're coming from.
‐‐ Eric Millegan
If you have a friend or family member with breast cancer, try not to look at her with 'sad eyes.' Treat her like you always did; just show a little extra love.
‐‐ Hoda Kotb
If you have a friend, things are better than if you didn't have a friend.
‐‐ Patricia Reilly Giff
If you have a game with your name on it, you have to learn how to play.
‐‐ Tony Hawk
If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
‐‐ Marcus Tullius Cicero
If you have a good community behind you and a good family supporting you, then, when the buck stops with you, there is the strength of that community and that family to draw upon.
‐‐ Janet Reno
If you have a good ear for dialogue, you just can't help thinking about the way people talk. You're drawn to it. And the obsessive interest in it forces you to develop it. You almost can't help yourself.
‐‐ Robert Towne
If you have a good self-esteem, you can be generous, you can give back and you can be productive in the world.
‐‐ Deborra-Lee Furness
If you have a good selling idea, your secretary can write your ad for you.
‐‐ Morris Hite
If you have a good story idea, don't assume it must form a prose narrative. It may work better as a play, a screenplay or a poem. Be flexible.
‐‐ Hilary Mantel