If you don't want to be a slave, stop acting like a slave.
‐‐ Stefan Molyneux
If you don't want to be replaced by a machine, don't try to act like one!
‐‐ Arno Penzias
If you don't want to be there, it shows in the energy that you put out and in your actions.
‐‐ Graham Nash
If you don't want to deal with them, fine. But don't hamper other people from dealing with them.
‐‐ Dan Farmer
If you don't want to do your job as a U.S. Senator, then please resign your seat and stop taking taxpayer money for a job you're not doing anymore.
‐‐ Corey Lewandowski
If you don't want to get bored with what you're doing, you have to change.
‐‐ Carine Roitfeld
If you don't want to have to kill or capture every bad guy in the country, you have to reintegrate those who are willing to be reconciled and become part of the solution instead of a continued part of the problem. And then, above all, the resources.
‐‐ David Petraeus
If you don't want to have your private life splashed everywhere, why go to the restaurants and the places you know you're going to be photographed?
‐‐ Marina and the Diamonds
If you don't want to play clean football then go up into the stands.
‐‐ Diego Maradona
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
‐‐ Ogden Nash
If you don't want women to do whatever they need to do then you must provide them with food, you must provide them with shelter and their basic human rights.
‐‐ Emma Thompson
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
‐‐ Jay Leno
If you don't win, you're going to be fired. If you do win, you've only put off the day you're going to be fired.
‐‐ Leo Durocher
If you don't work on important problems, it's not likely that you'll do important work.
‐‐ Richard Hamming
If you don't work yourself up into a fever of greed and covetousness in an art museum, you're just not doing the job.
‐‐ Thomas Hoving
If you don't write about what you know, you're like a barrister and have to do a frightful amount of research for each case.
‐‐ Ngaio Marsh
If you don't write good music, people aren't going to listen to anything you say.
‐‐ Justin Sane
If you donate overseas, it's a simple matter. In mainland China, there are so many headaches.
‐‐ Ronnie Chan
If you donate to the mainland, it's not as simple as giving money. You need a lot of psychological resilience.
‐‐ Ronnie Chan
If you double count some votes, that makes other votes disenfranchised.
‐‐ John Ensign
If you drag your shoe a bit those plastic spikes or rubber spikes can be almost as bad as metal spikes.
‐‐ Bernhard Langer
If you dream and you allow yourself to dream you can do anything. And that's what this Olympic medal represents.
‐‐ Clara Hughes
If you dream and you believe, you can do it.
‐‐ Sean Combs
If you dream of something worth doing and then simply go to work on it and don't think anything of personalities, or emotional conflicts, or of money, or of family distractions; it is amazing how quickly you get through those 5,000 steps.
‐‐ Edwin Land
If you dream the proper dreams, and share the myths with people, they will want to grow up to be like you.
‐‐ Ray Bradbury
If you dress like a movie star, you have me.
‐‐ Steven Cojocaru
If you drill down on any success story, you always discover that luck was a huge part of it. You can't control luck, but you can move from a game with bad odds to one with better odds. You can make it easier for luck to find you. The most useful thing you can do is stay in the game.
‐‐ Scott Adams
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
‐‐ Dean Martin
If you drive to, say, Shenandoah National Park, or the Great Smoky Mountains, you'll get some appreciation for the scale and beauty of the outdoors. When you walk into it, then you see it in a completely different way. You discover it in a much slower, more majestic sort of way.
‐‐ Bill Bryson
If you drop a channel, you're incredibly unpopular, and if you pass along a rate increase, you're incredibly unpopular.
‐‐ Brian L. Roberts
If you drop a line in the theatre, you can usually find a way round it. But you can't do that as easily on television - you're in the hands of too many people.
‐‐ Katherine Kelly
If you dunk your head in cold water, you can't stay under for more than five seconds. I mean, that's it.
‐‐ Malcolm McDowell
If you earned money listening to music, I'd be a millionaire.
‐‐ Michael Kiwanuka
If you eat a chicken wing or a chicken tender in some parts of the country, I probably supplied it.
‐‐ Herschel Walker
If you eat a lot of starchy foods, introduce a vegetable once a week, then twice a week, and then three times a week. Slowly fill your diet with new flavors. By the time you're ready to let go of whatever it is you want to let go of, you've got a full menu.
‐‐ Lisa Edelstein
If you eat good, you feel good. I would encourage every body else to do the same.
‐‐ Ruben Studdard
If you eat junk, you look like junk. People say, 'It's not my fault, it's my glands.' It's not; it's greed!
‐‐ Joan Collins
If you eat like crap all the time, quite frankly, you're going to feel like crap.
‐‐ Jacqueline MacInnes Wood
If you eat something and get fat, you should be responsible for it. I think that is the attitude of the great majority of Americans, that you should be responsible for what you eat.
‐‐ Vic Snyder
If you eat the same cereal every day it's gonna get old. And if I had thought about snowboarding every day, I would have quit a long time ago.
‐‐ Shaun White
If you eat the standard Western diet that most people eat in the modern world, it's quite likely you will develop heart disease.
‐‐ Joel Fuhrman
If you eat, you should be concerned about the people who are providing you with food.
‐‐ Eric Schlosser
If you economically empower a woman, she represents enormous opportunity that can actually be transformative not only for her family and for her community, but at the aggregate level for the economy.
‐‐ Sheryl WuDunn
If you elect a matinee idol mayor, you're going to have a musical comedy administration.
‐‐ Robert Moses
If you eliminate the junk food, you don't really run the risk of gaining weight if you've got a good workout routine.
‐‐ Joe Bastianich
If you embrace 'positive thinking,' you are - by definition - spurning 'negative thinking.' So it's as if you were on a teeter-totter and are trying desperately to put all your weight on one side - the 'positive thinking' side.
‐‐ Srikumar Rao
If you empower people in their communities and get them jobs, no one like Dudus Coke can win their hearts and minds and hold them hostage.
‐‐ Portia Simpson-Miller
If you engage people honestly, and you're willing to do the leg work, people will respond to that.
‐‐ Matt Gonzalez
If you engage people on a vital, important level, they will respond.
‐‐ Edward Bond
If you enjoy living, it is not difficult to keep the sense of wonder.
‐‐ Ray Bradbury
If you enjoy math and you write novels, it's very rare that you'll get a chance to put your math into a novel. I leapt at the chance.
‐‐ Mark Haddon
If you enjoy reading something, read it.
‐‐ S. E. Hinton