All Quotes

If somebody's looking at pictures of naked people and you go, 'Oh I don't want to see that,' you're lying. Cause naked people are always interesting. Always. Whether they're beautiful, or naked or 500 pounds.
‐‐ Andy Richter

If somebody's not prepared to answer the question, you can keep asking.
‐‐ Martin Bashir

If somebody's offering you a $400 million company at the age of 29, I've got the ego to say, 'I'd like a shot at that.'
‐‐ Stanley R. Jaffe

If somebody's pointing a trembling finger at your pants and saying you shouldn't be doing that, follow that finger back, go up the arm and look at the head that's behind it, because there's almost always something fairly woolly in there.
‐‐ Jock Sturges

If somebody says, 'I am a gay person, and I want to get married,' is their own family going to deny them that? Are our own fellow citizens going to deny them that?
‐‐ Enda Kenny

If somebody says no to you, or if you get cut, Michael Jordan was cut his first year, but he came back and he was the best ever. That is what you have to have. The attitude that I'm going to show everybody, I'm going to work hard to get better and better.
‐‐ Magic Johnson

If somebody says 'singer-songwriter' to me, the first person I think of is James Taylor. There are plenty of modern singer-songwriters, but there is something about James Taylor that has always resonated with me.
‐‐ Zachary Levi

If somebody says they are going to do something - and then later they don't - it affects me a lot, and I lose confidence in them.
‐‐ Royston Drenthe

If somebody says they really like my playing I say thanks a lot.
‐‐ Zakk Wylde

If somebody says to me, 'Oh, you're gonna get married and you'll never be attracted to anybody else again,' I'm like, right, sure. It's just not practical to me on an emotional level. Just because I'm married, I'm not dead.
‐‐ Sean Young

If somebody says to you, 'MTV,' you think of Mick Jagger on a phone screaming at that phone: 'I want my MTV.' That, to me, was always the epitome of great advertising.
‐‐ George Lois

If somebody says your story is only published because you look nice in the photo, that maybe spurs you on to write.
‐‐ Nell Freudenberger

If somebody sent me a good script, I would do it, and I mean that, but it never happens. Not once. I can't even point to an exception.
‐‐ Steven Shainberg

If somebody sings a song that I wrote, I feel like it's a nice point of validation for the song, because it shows that the song is able to stand on its own. I like that.
‐‐ Jesse Harris

If somebody takes the parking place you were waiting for, I tend to kind of let it roll off my back. Maybe I'm harboring a lot of something and it will all explode somewhere down the road, but I tend to just let it slide off my back.
‐‐ Steve Carell

If somebody takes the time, a: to read a book that I have written, and then to b: care about it enough to write me and ask questions, surely I owe them a response.
‐‐ Lois Lowry

If somebody tells me I'm famous I say, 'I'm not.' I can't see myself as famous and I don't think I'll ever call myself famous. I definitely don't feel famous.
‐‐ Shayne Ward

If somebody tells you that you have ears like a donkey, pay no attention. But if two people tell you so, buy yourself a saddle.
‐‐ Sholom Aleichem

If somebody thinks I have an integrity problem, then the honest thing to do is to tell me what they think it is and let me address it.
‐‐ Janet Reno

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.
‐‐ Douglas Adams

If somebody told me you'd be a one and a half billion dollar company and be the largest in the world, I wouldn't have believed it myself.
‐‐ Baba Kalyani

If somebody tweets 'I like Coca-Cola,' does that mean that they're actually going to buy Coca-Cola? One can? Two cans? Three cans? If they retweet someone else's Tweet, does that mean they're going to buy it?
‐‐ Noreena Hertz

If somebody walks in to me and says, 'I'm a gay person, I want a job in your office,' I would say that's inappropriate, and they wouldn't be hired because that would mean they are promoting their agenda.
‐‐ Mark Neumann

If somebody wants me to do something I've never done, I can do it more easily because of all of the years of sports I've played.
‐‐ Ashton Eaton

If somebody wants to book Alec Baldwin on one of our shows, and he wants to come on and talk to our people and say what he wants, I don't care. We would question him on his choice of words.
‐‐ Roger Ailes

If somebody wants to go to church because they like the ritual of it and want to sit in silence for a while one time a week, then that's great. If someone wants to go because they believe that God them and Jesus rose after three days, then that's great, too.
‐‐ Patrick Wilson

If somebody wants to have plastic surgery, more power to them. I think there's a point where you go overboard.
‐‐ Shannen Doherty

If somebody wants to kill people, they don't need a gun to do it.
‐‐ Ice T

If somebody wants to sing my songs after I'm gone, nobody will be happier than my dead body.
‐‐ Richard Rodgers

If somebody would come and they're not playing music, they would encounter certain people on another level.
‐‐ Billy Higgins

If somebody writes a book and doesn't care for the survival of that book, he's an imbecile.
‐‐ Umberto Eco

If somebody writes a review of a dry cleaner, that piece of content is not wildly viral. It's not like a viral video that can spread across the world in a matter of minutes, so as a result, each market is almost an island unto itself.
‐‐ Jeremy Stoppelman

If somebody writes clearly, you can pretty much tell immediately if something is shallow or deep, whereas if they write with all this duckweed on the surface, you can't tell if the stream is one inch deep or a hundred fathoms.
‐‐ Vikram Seth

If somehow a proclamation were made that C.E.O.'s could only make a maximum of $300,000 a year, you would not have any shortage of very qualified men and women seeking the jobs.
‐‐ James Sinegal

If someone accuses me of not being born here, I can go -within 10 minutes - to my filing cabinet and I can pick up my real birth certificate and I can go, 'See? Look! Here it is. Here it is.'
‐‐ Luke Scott

If someone arrives, fully functional yet a tabula rasa, how does their environment influence, educate, even mold them? And if that is a nurture question, then where does that character's nature fit in? How does that manifest?
‐‐ Greg Rucka

If someone as blessed as I am is not willing to clean out the barn, who will?
‐‐ Ross Perot

If someone asked me to be in a movie, I'd be more than happy.
‐‐ Ryan Lochte

If someone asked what kind of music I play, I wouldn't say I'm a folk singer; however, if folk music means music for the people, and playing music to entertain them and share different messages, then sure, I'd like to think that I'm part folk singer.
‐‐ Langhorne Slim

If someone asked, 'Would you prefer to be thought of as St. Michael as opposed to the devil,' I might say St. Michael. But that choice is not really there, because you are in an environment in which you have natural predators and enemies.
‐‐ Michael Ashcroft

If someone asks me a question, it is very difficult not to answer honestly.
‐‐ Penelope Tree

If someone asks me a question, that says they appreciate what I do and that's nice. And I know what it was like when I was a kid to want to interact with a top player.
‐‐ Mary Pierce

If someone asks me to go to speak at, say, Princeton, I might or might not go. But if someone asks me from Norman, Oklahoma, I certainly will go.
‐‐ Simon Schama

If someone asks me what cloud computing is, I try not to get bogged down with definitions. I tell them that, simply put, cloud computing is a better way to run your business.
‐‐ Marc Benioff

If someone believes that living on benefits is a lifestyle choice, then we need to make them think again.
‐‐ George Osborne

If someone believes they are limited by their gender, race or background, they will become more limited.
‐‐ Carly Fiorina

If someone busted into your house and robbed you, would you then forgive them if you found out they were a veteran? Of course not. So why are we forgiving McCain for selling out his country by supporting the Bush agenda?
‐‐ Adam McKay

If someone came into my home and wanted to arrest me for murder, that would be far less traumatizing to me than someone coming in and taking my 7-year-old twins.
‐‐ Trent Franks

If someone can't behave with their colleagues and can't be part of the culture, it doesn't matter how good they are at what they do; they have to be asked to leave.
‐‐ Bob Diamond

If someone can watch an entire season of a TV series in one day, doesn't that show an incredible attention span?
‐‐ Kevin Spacey