All Quotes

If I were wearing jeans, I'd be wearing the uniform of a cartoonist.
‐‐ Don Wright

If I were white, I could capture the world.
‐‐ Dorothy Dandridge

If I were white, I'd get less criticism.
‐‐ Lenny Kravitz

If I were writing an article for the newspaper, it would be thesis statement, information, information, supporting arguments. That would be the setup. When I'm making a documentary, the pacing of the film and the way that you sort of switch from character to character - all of those are more about storytelling than straight journalism.
‐‐ Marshall Curry

If I weren't a director, I would want to be a film composer.
‐‐ Steven Spielberg

If I weren't a film maker, I'd probably be a handyman.
‐‐ Marshall Brickman

If I weren't a matchmaker, I'd be a chef.
‐‐ Patti Stanger

If I weren't a performer, I would be still be writing and songwriting. Plus, I also really want to get into producing.
‐‐ Manika

If I weren't a writer, I'd be a psychiatrist.
‐‐ Lisa Unger

If I weren't a writer, I think I might have thrown myself more enthusiastically into advertising. But, it's difficult to imagine being a diligent copywriter. It would be quite exasperating for me.
‐‐ Philip Kerr

If I weren't acting, I would own my own chocolate shop in Paris. I would be a nice, overweight person that makes chocolate all day long.
‐‐ Emma Bell

If I weren't an actor, I'd either be a teacher or a critic.
‐‐ Dennis Haysbert

If I weren't doing the politics, I wouldn't be doing my job.
‐‐ Andrew Cuomo

If I weren't doing what I'm doing today... I'd be traveling around the world on the back of a motorcycle.
‐‐ Donna Karan

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.
‐‐ Charles Barkley

If I weren't involved with food, I'd be working in architecture. Design is that critical to me.
‐‐ Alice Waters

If I weren't performing, I'd be a beauty editor or a therapist. I love creativity, but I also love to help others. My mother was a hairstylist, and they listen to everyone's problems - like a beauty therapist!
‐‐ Beyonce Knowles

If I weren't performing, there is a real chance that I would be a 'One Man, Two Guvnors' groupie. I think that production is masterful in every way.
‐‐ Spencer Kayden

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active.
‐‐ Ryan Sheckler

If I weren't so lazy, I would have 14 books, not eight.
‐‐ Daniel Woodrell

If I weren't the way I am, I shouldn't write my symphonies.
‐‐ Gustav Mahler

If I win and get the money, then the Oakland Police department is going to buy a boys' home, me a house, my family a house, and a Stop Police Brutality Center.
‐‐ Tupac Shakur

If I win, I'll take my wife and buy her a whole new wardrobe. If she's happy then I'll be happy.
‐‐ Chris Daughtry

If I win seven tournaments in a row, I get so confident I'm in a cloud. A loss gets me eager again.
‐‐ Chris Evert

If I win the gold medal, I will be set for the rest of my life. The medal itself doesn't give you anything, but it makes you a marketable item. You take it and see what you can do.
‐‐ Caitlyn Jenner

If I win the Olympics in Rio, then I'll have each title in double.
‐‐ Greg Rutherford

If I wished to do something, even if I couldn't find anyone who wanted to make the effort with me, I would go out solo climbing. I did find solo climbing very challenging and a little frightening. You knew that you were completely on your own, and you had to overcome all the problems and possible dangers.
‐‐ Edmund Hillary

If I woke up and didn't have Tourette's syndrome, it would feel weird - not better or worse, just different.
‐‐ Tim Howard

If I won a second Olympic title, maybe I would be tempted to go after a third.
‐‐ Ashton Eaton

If I won gold in 2016, I think it would change my life.
‐‐ Simone Biles

If I won the lottery I'd start a charity that helped little family hardware stores, cobblers and fruit shops open in city centres.
‐‐ Alexei Sayle

If I work on music, it'll be for 10 hours a day, so sometimes I'll feel stressed, and I'll go for a two-hour walk. That sorts me out.
‐‐ Bernard Sumner

If I worried about appearances, I wouldn't be at Cubs games.
‐‐ Billy Corgan

If I worried about pollsters, I wouldn't be president.
‐‐ Jose Mujica

If I would be happy, I would be a very bad ball player. With me, when I get mad, it puts energy in my body.
‐‐ Roberto Clemente

If I would be in this business for business, I wouldn't be in this business.
‐‐ Sol Hurok

If I would get an album out every eight months and if I would write songs that were more up-tempo and try to focus more on making singles, then I could probably get more attention. But I don't think the albums would be very fun to listen to, and it would be a drag for me.
‐‐ Chris Isaak

If I would go up on a high note, Eddie would want a low one. That's how petty the situation had become.
‐‐ Sammy Hagar

If I would have ever dreamed that I wouldn't be in Van Halen anymore and was going to have resume my solo career again, I would have never contributed anything towards my own greatest hits package.
‐‐ Sammy Hagar

If I would have listened to other people back in 2000 telling me I should have stopped playing basketball because of a kidney disease, I wouldn't have won a world championship.
‐‐ Alonzo Mourning

If I would have planned it, I would have had what Gosling has, that kind of art-house career.
‐‐ Chris Pine

If I would make a song dedicated to any woman, it would have to be my mom because, you know, she's been there since I came out of her. She would have to be the one... my mom or my daughter.
‐‐ Action Bronson

If I would need to make a prediction I still believe Kaplan's scenario is very plausible.
‐‐ David Korten

If I would rescue one of my movies, it would be 'A Little Princess.'
‐‐ Alfonso Cuaron

If I would take a job with a professional league, I need to be ready.
‐‐ Thomas Dooley

If I would use anything from 'The Little Prince,' even some little quote, it's all copyrighted in France. Like Walt Disney in this country, it's a national treasure.
‐‐ Peter Sis

If I wouldn't have found Courtney, I probably would have carried on with a bisexual lifestyle.
‐‐ Kurt Cobain

If I wouldn't offend my religion or God, why would I want to offend an audience because in effect those people are being watched over by the same person.
‐‐ Tim Conway

If I wrestle the way I can, I won't lose. That's the way I feel going to London.
‐‐ Saori Yoshida