If I get married, it's something you really have to work at. It's hard enough to work at having a relationship with best friends and girls that are in the business.
‐‐ Selma Blair
If I get one more person telling me I look like Eliot Spitzer, I'm just going to have to play the guy one day.
‐‐ Michael Kelly
If I get rejected for a part, I pick myself up and say, 'OK, not today, maybe tomorrow I'll get this other part or something.'
‐‐ Liam Neeson
If I get some Bruce Lee nun-chucks that he actually used in a movie, those are going in the case. Those will never be used. Those will never be touched.
‐‐ Tracy Morgan
If I get stuck doing comic-book films for the rest of my life, I'll be really happy.
‐‐ Megan Fox
If I get stuck, I look at a book that tells me how someone else did it. I turn the pages, and then I say, 'Oh, I forgot that bit,' then close the book and carry on. Finally, after you've figured out how to do it, you read how they did it and find out how dumb your solution is and how much more clever and efficient theirs is!
‐‐ Richard P. Feynman
If I get the chance to be philanthropic, I want to help kids and teachers.
‐‐ Jesse L. Martin
If I get the forty additional years statisticians say are likely coming to me, I could fit in at least one, maybe two new lifetimes. Sad that only one of those lifetimes can include being the mother of young children.
‐‐ Anna Quindlen
If I get the idea, and I get some clarity on how I feel about that idea, then I can safely assume I'll find the right words. I do have that confidence.
‐‐ Philip Schultz
If I get the walk of a character, that helps me find them. So I'm constantly looking at airports and train stations, registering walks.
‐‐ Stephen Graham
If I get tickled in a certain way, I actually lose the ability to stand. I don't mean to, but something happens to my knees, and I fall on the ground.
‐‐ Kelli O'Hara
If I get to be a legend, I've achieved my goal.
‐‐ Usain Bolt
If I get to be president, what can I do anyway? With Congress and the press, what chance do I have to make basic changes?
‐‐ Robert Kennedy
If I get to know somebody, I'll open up, but other than that I like to sit back and observe things.
‐‐ Russell Westbrook
If I get to the end of my life, and people say, 'He was in 'Cold Feet,' well, I was, and it was great. I thought the fourth series wasn't great. I thought there were weak episodes throughout. Overall, I thought it was a good show, it had an impact, it dealt with a lot of issues, and it was a great part.
‐‐ James Nesbitt
If I get to wrapped up in how I have to be, or what I have to do, things gradually get worse and worse.
‐‐ Namie Amuro
If I get too old to write, or short-term memory loss - that was the one Philip Roth was worried about - if I got to that point, that would be terrible, because everything about my life has been streaming toward writing and having something to say. That would make me feel as though I were in an iron maiden of some kind.
‐‐ Thomas McGuane
If I get two lines in the script, I somehow turn it into 20. I've got a bit of a bad habit of doing that, of just embellishing my little moment.
‐‐ Rebel Wilson
If I get two strikes, I'll go to a pitch maybe that will help induce that a little bit.
‐‐ Roger Clemens
If I give a book as a gift, it is invariably a children's book with beautiful artwork and a simple text. I adore the feel of them, the care taken in the artwork, and the high visual stimulation that sets off the simple but often powerful message the text conveys.
‐‐ Kim Harrison
If I give dollars to some charity, nobody cares. I mean, it helps the charity, but nobody cares. But if the Dodgers do the same thing, they bring more focus to issues, and that makes it better.
‐‐ Mark Walter
If I give five flops, I won't get a job. You have to perform at the box office when you are at the top. No one is running a charity here. People are putting huge amounts of money to make movies, and they want the films to be successful. They have invested money in you, so it is your duty to make sure the film does well.
‐‐ Abhishek Bachchan
If I give myself a chore, for instance, when I was writing the songs for Shameless, I said to myself, Now, every day for 90 days you have to write a song; good, bad or indifferent. So that was really helpful.
‐‐ Judy Collins
If I give up my career as a skater simply because I fear I won't show my best performance, I would be really sorry later in life.
‐‐ Kim Yuna
If I give you the right conditions to work, and I put you in a beautiful place, where you feel a little bit better about yourself because you know your work is being used for something greater than producing a profit, maybe you will get more creative; maybe you will want to work more.
‐‐ Brunello Cucinelli
If I go anywhere, and I don't have my coffee, I don't drink coffee. When I travel, I carry it with me - and I ask hotels to grind it and brew it for me if I can't have it in my room myself. I'm dedicated that way.
‐‐ Grace Hightower
If I go anywhere else and win a championship, it's not going to be the same. I want to win a championship in Cleveland. That's where I want to stay. I love Cleveland.
‐‐ Anderson Varejao
If I go anywhere where there are people who vaguely look like me, there is always that feeling of, 'Actually I do look quite similar to everyone else.' At moments like that, I become very, very British. My accent gets more clipped, and I stride around as if I've got an empire.
‐‐ Sanjeev Bhaskar
If I go away, I take a little picture of my son. It's in a frame with a speaker, and he recorded a birthday message for me when he was nine or 10. I can't listen to it without filling up.
‐‐ Lesley Manville
If I go home from a day of shooting, and I haven't at some point felt the magic, I'm really frustrated.
‐‐ Susanne Bier
If I go into a club now, all the blonde girls leave my corner and all the black girls come into my corner. It's as if I'm racist towards white girls!
‐‐ Boris Becker
If I go into a relationship with an artist, which at most is going to last five years, we have a 100-page contract covering every eventuality. Whereas with marriage you go into it with no contract, with laws that date back hundreds of years, and I don't think that's right.
‐‐ Simon Cowell
If I go into a restaurant there's a very good chance that I'm going to spend my time being the mayor. If I want to have a good time, I'm happier having dinner here.
‐‐ Jack Nicholson
If I go into the place in myself that is love, and you go into the place in yourself that is love, we are together in love. Then you and I are truly in love, the state of being love. That's the entrance to Oneness. That's the space I entered when I met my guru.
‐‐ Ram Dass
If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice.
‐‐ Salma Hayek
If I go on dates, my mom is always with me. She's always there making sure I'm all right. Like if I go to see a movie with a boy, she'll go to dinner next door.
‐‐ Ariel Winter
If I go onstage, I want to give people everything they want and more. I'll wash their car for them on their way out.
‐‐ Trent Reznor
If I go out in the open ocean environment, virtually anywhere in the world, and I drag a net from 3,000 feet to the surface, most of the animals - in fact, in many places, 80 to 90 percent of the animals that I bring up in that net - make light. This makes for some pretty spectacular light shows.
‐‐ Edith Widder
If I go out in the street and one guy gets a picture, then someone calls the press to say Mario was there. The day after in the press, it's, 'Mario was there'. That's normal, I just walk in town like a normal guy.
‐‐ Mario Balotelli
If I go out one night, I must stay in the next. It's the same with my golf. If I play one day, I don't play the next. I try to pace myself.
‐‐ Bruce Forsyth
If I go out there and am myself, and I do what makes me comfortable and what I think is true to my artistry, and they don't like it, then that's fine. I walk off stage, and I know there's nothing there's nothing I could have done differently.
‐‐ Halsey
If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all.
‐‐ Penn Jillette
If I go out with no make-up and a tracksuit on, nobody comes up to me. And if they do, I won't do a photo because I wouldn't want any photographic evidence.
‐‐ Paloma Faith
If I go play golf with the guys, it's intended to be a joke.
‐‐ Neil Peart
If I go racing tomorrow and I have five rides that all get beaten, all I want to do is get out there the next day and put it right. I hate having Sundays off; I hate having any day off.
‐‐ Tony McCoy
If I go see a band, and they play, like, zero from any of their old albums, I'm very happy about that. I do not want to see the bands of my youth playing the songs of my youth. I hate that.
‐‐ John Darnielle
If I go to a baseball game, I hear 'Shoeless Joe,' but otherwise, I hear 'toe pick' five times a day. No matter how many more movies I make, that'll be on my gravestone.
‐‐ D. B. Sweeney
If I go to a concert or sporting event I usually go in a VIP entrance. And leave the same way.
‐‐ Fran Drescher
If I go to a conference and someone tells me that they learned how to develop websites on Sitepoint and now they're a CTO at a company earning almost $200,000 a year, that lets me know that I'm doing the right thing.
‐‐ Matt Mickiewicz