All Quotes

If I'd known how old I was going to be I'd have taken better care of myself.
‐‐ Jimmy Durante

If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
‐‐ Eubie Blake

If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.
‐‐ Dick Van Dyke

If I'd learned nothing else, it was this: If you want to be a great writer, be a man. If you can't be a man, write like one.
‐‐ Julianna Baggott

If I'd lived like my characters, I would have been dead before I'd made 16 films.
‐‐ Pedro Almodovar

If I'd married someone in show business, there'd be too much competition.
‐‐ Dolly Parton

If I'd never gone out and done more than one restaurant, my food wouldn't be as good as it is today. I've learned a lot from people who work for me.
‐‐ Michael Mina

If I'd observed all the rules, I'd never have got anywhere.
‐‐ Marilyn Monroe

If I'd seen a grown man beating a crippled boy, of course I'd intervene. If my father died and left my mother destitute, it's your instinct to take care of her. So when I started to think about it in those terms, it started to make sense to me.
‐‐ Charlie Hunnam

If I'd stayed at college I would have become a teacher.
‐‐ Syd Barrett

If I'd stayed on in London and carried on going to literary parties, it would have wrecked me as a writer.
‐‐ Colin Wilson

If I'd still been in one piece from the World Cup and gone through my career, what type of player would I have been? No doubt about it, if I hadn't had as many injuries I would have been the all-time leading scorer for England.
‐‐ Michael Owen

If I'd trusted myself and listened to myself all the times that I ignored myself, I would have been fine. But everyone has to learn their lesson, and now I've got it.
‐‐ Kirsten Dunst

If I'd written all the truth I knew for the past ten years, about 600 people - including me - would be rotting in prison cells from Rio to Seattle today. Absolute truth is a very rare and dangerous commodity in the context of professional journalism.
‐‐ Hunter S. Thompson

If I dated as many people as they said I have, then I would be dead, because it's just not possible.
‐‐ Lindsay Lohan

If I decide I want to go canoeing, I've got a canoe. If I want to take my dog with me, nobody tells me I can't do it. If I want to go skinny dipping and wash my body, I can take my clothes off.
‐‐ Burt Shavitz

If I decide to be an idiot, then I'll be an idiot on my own accord.
‐‐ Johann Sebastian Bach

If I decide to be indecisive, that's my decision.
‐‐ Roger McGough

If I decide to make a coat red in the show, it's not just red, I think: is it communist red? Is it cherry cordial? Is it ruby red? Or is it apple red? Or the big red balloon red?
‐‐ Lady Gaga

If I decide to run for office again, it will be based on what I believe, and it will be based on my record. And that record was one of solving problems completely from a conservative prospective.
‐‐ Jeb Bush

If I decide to tour, I definitely would come to Washington, D.C. We'll see.
‐‐ Paula Abdul

If I deny myself something, I just get resentful, so what's the point?
‐‐ Vanessa Marcil

If I designed a computer with 200 chips, I tried to design it with 150. And then I would try to design it with 100. I just tried to find every trick I could in life to design things real tiny.
‐‐ Steve Wozniak

If I desired to kill the senator why did I not do it? You all admit that I had him in my power.
‐‐ Preston Brooks

If I despised myself, it would be no compensation if everyone saluted me, and if I respect myself, it does not trouble me if others hold me lightly.
‐‐ Max Nordau

If I did all the stuff I've been accused of - or credited with - there's no way I could make all this music. I'd be drinking myself into the grave.
‐‐ Al Jourgensen

If I did any movies I'd have to take a break from singing, because I'd want it to be really good.
‐‐ Justin Timberlake

If I did anything 'next', I would do writing.
‐‐ Ellen Muth

If I did everything, I probably wouldn't be here talking to you. There aren't too many people who can actually double me, so I do most of my stunts though.
‐‐ Verne Troyer

If I did have the impulse to be a parent, I would adopt - or foster.
‐‐ Rupert Everett

If I did meet somebody, I would only ever make room for someone that loved me how I deserved to be loved. Until then... I've got my shoes, I've got my album, my dog.
‐‐ Jessie J

If I did not believe God healed, I'd quit tomorrow and go get a job.
‐‐ Benny Hinn

If I did not have for him the warm affection a son feels toward a less austere and preoccupied father, I at least had an immense respect for him, and a great admiration.
‐‐ Lincoln Ellsworth

If I did not have my wife, I wouldn't be married, I wouldn't have the life that I have and I wouldn't have my wonderful baby boy who's not a baby anymore - he's going to be eight-years-old.
‐‐ Brian Littrell

If I did not have my work, I would not have any life.
‐‐ Temple Grandin

If I did only one thing at a time I'd think I was wasting my time. If, for example, I only wrote novels I would feel like a charlatan and a fraud.
‐‐ Peter Ackroyd

If I did things for the money, I'd have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and 'Police Academy 6,' which I was asked to write.
‐‐ Ben Elton

If I did want to go back to school, I'd want to go to Loyola Marymount University over in, I believe, Morina, or Pepperdine. Those are just beautiful campuses. I know that's probably not the right reason to go school. The campuses are just stunning.
‐‐ Scott Michael Foster

If I didn't already sense that I was different, I certainly was reminded, whether by my parents or by the other school kids. Not just reminded. Told... I was made to believe it wasn't right. If I went a little bit too off - slap! It was Dad's upbringing and it was Victorian, and that's the way he was.
‐‐ John Galliano

If I didn't believe in myself as a dancer, I wouldn't choreograph.
‐‐ Twyla Tharp

If I didn't believe in what I'm doing, I'd rather go to work in a dime store.
‐‐ Natalie Wood

If I didn't choose art, I would have become an astronomer.
‐‐ Peter Max

If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.
‐‐ Audre Lorde

If I didn't do 'Batman,' 'Birdman' wouldn't have happened.
‐‐ Michael Keaton

If I didn't do something perfectly, I had to do it again... I grew up with a glue gun pointed at my head.
‐‐ Alexis Stewart

If I didn't do well at Wimbledon maybe Chinese people will forget about me.
‐‐ Li Na

If I didn't do what I do, I wouldn't be as young as I am.
‐‐ Robert Plant

If I didn't ever model? I would be back in Kansas. I would probably end up being a pastry chef. My grandma taught me how to make a pie.
‐‐ Lindsey Wixson

If I didn't follow my passion for surfing... I would have never come up with the concept to make a wrist camera.
‐‐ Nick Woodman