Ian Frazier

On two or three book tours, I have visited bookstores in the Mall of America and signed copies of my books and introduced myself to store employees who I hope will sell them.

I only saw one English-speaking person all the way across Siberia.

Russian humor is to adapt or make some sense or nonsense out of the insanity of their lives.

If a horse has four legs, and I'm riding it, I think I can win.

It took me realizing that a broken heart has never actually killed anyone to find the courage to ask for what I want, in just about every situation. That was part of my own growing up.

Barack Obama is crazy sexy.