I'm really terrible with small children; they're small, noisy, irritating, damp and soggy. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes child damp irritate
There seems to be an inclination among rock musicians to be very carefree with money, but I negotiate the best flight and hotel deals on our tours to maximise the band's income - I don't want too see too much taken off the top line. Ian Anderson bandcarefreedeal share on social
All the time I was playing the flute, the lines, the solos, the riffs, the construction, were based on my guitar skills. I did not play the flute to exploit its natural faculties, but I used it as a surrogate guitar. Ian Anderson baseconstructionexploit share on social
If Jesus Christ came back today, He and I would get into our brown corduroys and go to the nearest jean store and overturn the racks of blue denim. Ian Anderson backbluebrown Change image and share on social
As a young child my attention span was, as I remember it, rather short. Michael Morpurgo attentionchildremember Change image and share on social
Hillary Clinton was asked if she wiped the disc she was using for her email; she said, 'Do you mean with a damp cloth?' This, to me, is frightening. John McAfee askclintoncloth Change image and share on social
I obviously irritate people. I obviously antagonise them. Peter Greenaway antagoniseirritatepeople Change image and share on social
