Humphrey Bogart

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go.

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

Who can doubt that between the English and the French, between the Scotch and the Irish, there are differences of character which have profoundly affected and still affect the course of history?

We'll get material in there and all of a sudden I'll switch the material around or the order of the show.

Really, can anyone drink several martinis at lunch?