Top 498 Humor Quotes

In some sort of crude sense, which no vulgarity, no humor, no overstatement can quite extinguish, the physicists have known sin; and this is a knowledge which they cannot lose.

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven.

I think being a parent is knowing how to love. Sometimes love is discipline, sometimes it's humor, sometimes it's listening.

I was a little shocked at how adult some of the humor was, because I was never that into animation before and when I watched 'Shrek' I really laughed out loud.

One of the things that binds us as a family is a shared sense of humor.

I'm not just a big-haired redhead country singer who dresses flamboyantly, has this wicked sense of humor and wears rhinestones.

I think hip-hop does a very good job of infusing comedy and humor and wit into music, a lot more than other genres.

My humor had changed from foolishness to making sense.

I've heard too many times where people say that I'm this ultra-serious guy. In truth, I've got an extremely absurd sense of humor. I thrive on the absurd - I love it.

I think humor is important for all of us, and a great comedian is a great treasure.