Top 498 Humor Quotes

Part of my humor is the fact that I love coming out of left field. I don't want people to expect what is going to happen next.

Part of my humor is the fact that I love coming out of left field. I don't want people to expect what is going to happen next.

Howie Mandel

Ontologically, chocolate raises profoundly disturbing questions: Does not chocolate offer natural revelation of the goodness of the Creator just as chilies disclose a divine sense of humor? Is the human born with an innate longing for chocolate? Does the notion of chocolate preclude the concept of free will?

David Augsburger

I thought that through the strip, I could vent my spleen and be funny at the same time. But when it comes to humor, there's no substitute for reality and politicians.

I thought that through the strip, I could vent my spleen and be funny at the same time. But when it comes to humor, there's no substitute for reality and politicians.

Jeff MacNelly

Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny.

Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny.

Michael O'Donoghue

Teasing and a sense of humor, if you can develop that in your kids, and if you can exercise it with the kids, just makes for a pleasanter atmosphere.

Teasing and a sense of humor, if you can develop that in your kids, and if you can exercise it with the kids, just makes for a pleasanter atmosphere.

P. J. O'Rourke

The more women sit down and write something in a woman's voice for a woman, they more you'll see women in comedy because gender doesn't define sense of humor. Imagination and intelligence and perspective do.

Kristen Schaal

In some sort of crude sense, which no vulgarity, no humor, no overstatement can quite extinguish, the physicists have known sin; and this is a knowledge which they cannot lose.

In some sort of crude sense, which no vulgarity, no humor, no overstatement can quite extinguish, the physicists have known sin; and this is a knowledge which they cannot lose.

J. Robert Oppenheimer

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.

Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.

Tom Lehrer

Puns are a form of humor with words.

Puns are a form of humor with words.

Guillermo Cabrera Infante

It's weird doing red carpets; it's uncomfortable. But you can have a sense of humor about it.

It's weird doing red carpets; it's uncomfortable. But you can have a sense of humor about it.

Kirsten Dunst

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