Hugh Grant

'The Lair of the White Worm' is quite a strange film. It's difficult to be good when you're saying lines that have been translated from Spanish to English by someone who speaks French.

I don't have any particular burning desire to go back to being cuddly. Not really.

I have known a few good marriages, but very few. And others look to me like they're pretty miserable. I don't really think that's a recipe for happiness.

I am happy to the spokeswoman for this French youth that tomorrow will be spearhead new hope in the shape of the National Front.

I am convinced that the majority of people would be generous from selfish motives, if they had the opportunity.

If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life.