Howard Keel

The only way to enjoy golf is to be a masochist. Go out and beat yourself to death.

Wherever I went, crowds appeared again, and I started making solo albums for the first time in my career.

It was a fine cast and lots of fun to make, but they did the damn thing on the cheap. The backdrops had holes in them, and it was shot on the worst film stock.

My feeling for reality TV isn't ironic, guilty, or apologetic. Reality TV is one of the few remaining modes of popular entertainment in which characterization is permitted as plot.

If every time you engage in a sex act, you go into a confession box, you will never accept your own sexuality.

After my swims this weekend I think coach realized, you know what, you have to have a good one getting out of this meet. So I put the suit on and had a decent swim.