Horace Walpole

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn't. A sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is.

This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel.

Alexander at the head of the world never tasted the true pleasure that boys of his own age have enjoyed at the head of a school.

We define ourselves as intelligent. That's odd, because we're doing the definition - We're creating our own definition and saying, 'We are intelligent!'

I don't like to get in front of people.

The most money we have ever been able to get appropriated for the juvenile justice bills was $55 million a year, about one-tenth of what was necessary.