Herman J. Mankiewicz

If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out and stands where they are sitting.

There, but for the grace of God, goes God.

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

It's good to like yourself, and that only comes from hard work, from doing. But vanity is dangerous; it can trip you badly.

I always dreamed of writing in an orchestral context. But when you finish a piece, you want to hear it. So we played everything with Phish.