San Franciscans have a bond of self-satisfaction bordering on smugness. Herb Caen bondborderfranciscan Change image and share on social
A city is a state - of mind, of taste, of opportunity. A city is a marketplace - where ideas are traded, opinions clash and eternal conflict may produce eternal truths. Herb Caen cityclashconflict Change image and share on social
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. Herb Caen elephanthavemeet Change image and share on social
I hope I go to Heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there. He looks around and says, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.' Herb Caen badfranciscanfrancisco Change image and share on social
The world of Manhattan is small and tightly knit, and the man on top retains a certain humility. He knows how far and fast he can fall by looking at the guy across the street. The view from the $250,000 apartment covers a lot of ground, most of it condemned. Herb Caen 000apartmentcondemn share on social
New Yorkers are stuck in a gloomy mucilage of mutual commiseration. Herb Caen commiserationgloomymucilage Change image and share on social
Old San Francisco - the one so many nostalgics yearn for - had buildings that related well to each other. Herb Caen buildingfrancisconostalgics Change image and share on social
A city is where you can sign a petition, boo the chief justice, fish off a pier, gaze at a hippopotamus, buy a flower at the corner, or get a good hamburger or a bad girl at 4 A.M. A city is where sirens make white streaks of sound in the sky and foghorns speak in dark grays. San Francisco is such a city. Herb Caen badboobuy share on social
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around. Herb Caen bearbigchristian Change image and share on social