Herb Caen

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.

I hope I go to Heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there. He looks around and says, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.

To increase aid to the Pakistan government when religious freedom is not upheld is tantamount to an anti-Christian foreign policy.

Why do men fight who were born to be brothers?

I'm a big action junkie. I grew up on the '80s action movies - the bad ones and the good ones.