Heidi Montag

I definitely regret the surgeries that I have had over the years, I think I was so young and in such an unstable situation in my life with so much going on and so much pressure.

I'm from really humble beginnings. I've never been this Hollywood diva, but you get caught up in what you're pretending to be.

I didn't realize that pretending to be this 'Hills Heidi,' this spoiled rich girl who I wasn't, would almost destroy me.

My attitude toward men who mess around is simple: If you find 'em, kill 'em.

A free life cannot acquire many possessions, because this is not easy to do without servility to mobs or monarchs.

I am proud to say that I plastic-wrapped Bruno Ricci's toilet in his trailer.