Heather Mills

I've had, you know, my leg chopped off.

Luckily I'm a quick healer.

People love me or hate me and all I think about is the people that I know and suffer with different causes and carry on my charity work and that's what keeps me alive really.

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life.

Another thing that freaks me out is time. Time is like a book. You have a beginning, a middle and an end. It's just a cycle.