Harold Wilson

If I had the choice between smoked salmon and tinned salmon, I'd have it tinned. With vinegar.

I'm an optimist, but an optimist who carries a raincoat.

One man's wage increase is another man's price increase.

People say, 'Where do you live?' and I say that theoretically, I live in London, but basically that's just where I go to change my suitcase. Otherwise, I'm always flying somewhere.

That is the definition of equal justice under law: everyone gets a fair shot, everyone pays their fair share, and everyone plays by the same set of rules.

I am thrilled to get the chance to write comics - and to tell Forgotten Realms tales, to boot!